Listen, bud, She's got water insteade of blood. and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna." Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. In the chill of the night, At the scene of a crime. Jack and Jill went up in the hill anxious to lose their virginity, according to a social historian who has published a book documenting the real stories . [14] In the introduction to his work, Gobright makes the claim that the two-stanza version of the original nursery rhyme was, in earlier editions, followed by two more: Little Jane ran up the lane [28], There are several theories concerning the origin of the rhyme. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son. There goes the Spider-Girl. When Jill came in How she did grin To see Jack's paper plaster; Mother vexed Jack got high, unzipped his fly. And Jill came tumbling after. So Jack and Jill went up the hill Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, lifted up her dress and they had some fun. Released off their fourth studio album, The Gap Band II, the song and its parent album both achieved commercial success. Source: The Dorling Kindersley Book of Nursery Rhymes (2000) (push someone on there forehead) I'm sorry. Bought me ice cream, bought me cake, brought me home with a bellyache. And Jill came tumbling after. However, the rhyme was first known as Jack and Gill, referring to two boys, not a boy and a girl. There his mother bound his head "Jack and Jill" (sometimes "Jack and Gill", particularly in earlier versions) is a traditional English nursery rhyme. }; It is so used, for example, in the proverb "Every Jack (shall/must) have his Jill",[6] to which there are references in two plays by William Shakespeare dating from the 1590s. /* TFP - themusicallyrics.com - above */ Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, Mama mama cant you see, what the army did to me, they took away my favorite jeans, now I am wearing army greens, I went downtown to see my dad, he was looking pretty sad, I asked him could I cheer him up, he told me to shut up, I went downtown to see my mom, she was chewing spirit gum, I asked her if I could have some, she looked at me like I was dumb, I went downtown to milk a cow, I swear to god I dont know how, I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. Mother scolded Jill as Jack was badly injured from tumbling down the hill and the mother thought that Jill did not take care of Jack. Miss Susie had a baby she named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bath tub to see if he can swim He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit his throat miss susie called the doctor miss susie called nurse she called the lady with the alligator purse sick said the doctor bellyache said the nurse pizza said the lady with the alligator purse. ProbablyHighAsShit Then in 1980, due to its popularity, it was flipped and re-titled with just "The Boys Are Back in Town" as the B-side. He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door! La la la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la Miss Susie had a baby, His name was Tiny Tim, She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim, He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap, he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat. Jack and Jill went up the hillTo fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crownAnd Jill came tumbling after. Went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was drest I have seen the glory of the burning of the school. This was the complete verse of the Jack and Jill rhyme which is taught to the kids. [9] This change of emphasis was signalled by the book's coloured illustrations and introductory epigraph: "Read it who will, Theyll laugh their fill". Up Jack got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob With vinegar and brown paper. Monchichi, monchichi I can see somebody (do seeing motion with your hand) Monchichi, monchichi I can do karate (do hand chopping moting on your arm) Monchichi, monchichi I can play Atari (do joystick playing motion with hands) Monchichi, monchichi - oops! they walk with joy and laughter Most such explanations postdate the first publication of the rhyme and have no corroborating evidence. Susie had a baby she called it sunnyjim, she took it to the Lavie to see if it could swim, it sank to the bottom, it bubbled to the top susie didn't like it so she pulled it by its cocktail whiskey; two and six a glass, if you dinna like it you can stick it up your ask no questions tell no lies, this is the end of a little chinese verse. Joy to the world Heusein is we shot him in the head what happened to his body we flushed it down the potty around and around it goes around and around it goes around it goes what happened to his eyeballs we threw them at the school walls smush smush smush, Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some mari-juana Jack got high unzipped his fly and jill said, "I don't wann-a", Molasses, molasses, icky, sticky goo Molasses, molasses they get all over you. var opts = { In his Sunday best, [3] Jill was originally spelled Gill in the earliest version of the rhyme and the accompanying woodcut showed two boys at the foot of the hill. [20] And in 1877 the single-stanza version illustrated by Walter Crane appeared in The Baby's Opera (London 1877), which described itself as "a book of old rhymes in new dresses, the music by the earliest masters". Jack and jill<br>went up the hill<br>To fetch a pail of water<br>the hill was small<br>the trees were tall<br>they walk with joy and laughter<br>the well was deep<br>jack to<br>he tried to get the water<br>jack fell down and broke his crown<br>and He tumbled over a timber, Put your two cigarettes in let me hear you cough sir. This is to be done with jumproping. Later, another verse was added. THE DARK IS LIKE A MOVIE A MOVIE IS LIKE A SHOW A SHOW IS LIKE video and thats all i know i know iknow my ma i know i know my pa my ma was born in London my pa was born i france i was born in th hospital without my under pants. I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread, he wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what I said, said, said. They jumped so high high high they reached the sky sky sky, and they did'nt come back back back 'til the first of July July July July can. And Jill came tumbling after, Nursery Rhymes 123 Lyrics provided by SongLyrics.com. to fetch a pail of water. Explanation. Mentioned below is the Jack and Jill rhyme in English. Spider-Girl, Spider-girl, The sight of a housefly makes her hurl. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. [32], There is also a belief in Somerset that the rhyme records events in the village of Kilmersdon when a local girl became pregnant; the putative father is said to have died from a rockfall and the woman afterwards died in childbirth. jack to An annotation cannot contain another annotation. To fetch a pail of water He went to bed and bound his head Theres another verse about a fly, anyone know what it is? [21], The Victorian composer Alfred James Caldicott, who distinguished himself by setting several nursery rhymes as ingenious part songs, adapted "Jack and Jill" as one in 1878. 3 years ago in Smoking. 3.4M views 7 years ago Jack and Jill is our version of the popular nursery rhymes for kids. Why did Jack and Jill go up to the hill? The rhyme has been modified several times over the years, with additional lyrics being added. Jack and Gill went up the hill song: "Naughty", According to the Kilmersdon story, Jack and Jill were a couple expecting a baby. The first and most commonly known verse is the one referenced by Jill in the comic as she says the first three lines: Jack and Jill. With vinegar and brown paper. The funniest sub on Reddit. Hey mom, whats for dinner? (function() { grandma grandma, sick in bed. Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick. " Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun/stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they've got a son." Their 1980 song, "Humpin'", also references Jack & Jill. The dark is like the movies,the movies' like the show, The show is like tv and that is all I know Know know, I know I know my ma I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra. ", I'm a little smelly skunk, sitting under someone's bunk Nobody want to sleep with me I'm as smelly as can be Second verse - Same as the first! $MMT = window.$MMT || {}; $MMT.cmd = $MMT.cmd || [];$MMT.cmd.push(function(){ $MMT.display.slots.push(["6e36601e-44cf-4f78-b804-bfbdde6ee2e3"]); }). [18] But the melody commonly associated with the rhyme was first recorded with the three stanza version by the composer and nursery lore collector James William Elliott in his National Nursery Rhymes and Nursery Songs (1870),[19] which was published in America as Mother Goose Set to Music the following year. May-Pops They make your feet feel fine May-Pops They cost a dollar ninety-nine * We called the knock-off tennis shoes "May-Pops" here, but in other places they were also called "Bobo's" or "Buddies.". [33], A more prosaic origin of the rhyme is suggested by historian Edward A. Martin, who notes that pails of water may readily have been collected from dew ponds, which were located on the tops of hills.[34]. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out knives and shot each other, two deaf policemen heard this noise, came and shot those two dead boy, if you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blindman who saw it all too. [7] The compress of vinegar and brown paper to which Jack resorted after his fall was a common home cure used to heal bruises. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. But we'll be jolly friends, Forever more,more, more,more,more, Miss Susie had a Steamboat the Steamboat had a bell ( ding ding )Miss Susie went to heaven the Steamboat went to HELL-O operater give me # 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from BEHIND the fridgerator there was a peice of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ASS-K me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in their hives Miss Susie and her Boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K- DARK the Dark is like a Movie the Movie's like a show a Show is like a TV set and that is all i know i know my Ma i know i know my Pa i know i know my Sister with the 40 acre bra my Ma gave me a nickel and my Pa gave me a dime my Sister gave me a boyfriend his name is Frankinstien he made me do the dishes he made me do the wash he made me clean his underwear so i kicked him into squash i kicked him into London i kicked into France i kicked into Hawaii where he learned the Hawaiian dance ( hula hula ). How she did grin And dropped her dress. Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill came tumbling after Up Jack got and home he ran As fast as he could caper There his mother bound his head With vinegar and brown paper Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown Flies are dangerous, bees are worse, That the end of my little verse! document.write('

');var c=function(){cf.showAsyncAd(opts)};if(typeof window.cf !== 'undefined')c();else{cf_async=!0;var r=document.createElement("script"),s=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];r.async=!0;r.src="//srv.clickfuse.com/showads/showad.js";r.readyState?r.onreadystatechange=function(){if("loaded"==r.readyState||"complete"==r.readyState)r.onreadystatechange=null,c()}:r.onload=c;s.parentNode.insertBefore(r,s)}; Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. The original rhyme dates back to the 18th century and different numbers of verses were later added, each with variations in the wording. In the 16th century the words Jack and Jill were used to indicate a boy and a girl. Jack fell down and broke his crown artist: "Matilda", [CDATA[ Nursery Songs and Rhymes. Apart from helping academically by widening the vocabulary, reciting poems can help kids by boosting their creativity and imaginative thinking. down by the banks of the banks of the hanky panky. I gave him back his peaches , I gave him back his pears , I gave him back his 50 cents and kicked him down the stairs. (re-titled "Oops Up Side Your Head" on the single as well as being known by other titles such as "Oops Upside Your Head") is a 1979 song recorded by the R&B group the Gap Band. Delaney, Lesley Jane: "'Making amusement the vehicle of instruction': Key Developments in the Nursery Reading Market 1783-1900", UCL PhD thesis, 2012, See the digitized Library of Congress copy at the. Ice cream soda swimming on top, give me the initials of your sweetheart. My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong. Jack fell down and broke his crown, The premise of the poem is based on a girl and boy named Jill and Jack. I'm chiquita banana and I'm here to say , get rid of your teacher the easy way, put the banana peel on the floor and watch your teacher fly out the door. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door. Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse. A good Jack makes a good Jill is an old English proverb having the same meaning. Verse 2: Oh Johnny playmate, I cannot play with you. }; she called the doctor and the doctor said let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong! Join our discord: https://discord.gg/jokes, Press J to jump to the feed. [CDATA[ The village proudly claims to be the 'home of Jack and Jill Hill' and even celebrates its status all over town. adunit_id: 100000795, (repeat song louder). 1 2 3 4 5 I'm Alive! Jack and Jill wanted to fetch a bucket of water. McDonald's has it's own web page. Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. [24] In Canada, Spencer Percival was responsible for a part-song of his own for four voices, first performed in 1882. starts and ends within the same node. Jack and Jill one day decided to fetch some water, to do so they climbed up the hill. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Crazy Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter. No one is quite sure of the veracity of this tale, but everyone is happy to go along. One popular suggestion for its origin is that Louis XVI of France and his queen, the infamous Marie Antoinette are Jack and Jill. Jack travels to New Zealand for the funeral of his mother, who abandoned him as a child. Buddies , make your feet feel fine Buddies , cost a dollar ninety-nine Bobos , make your feet feel fine Bobos , cost a nickel and a dime Bobos , they are made by hobos! Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass. [Repeat Chorus]And if it's not right, you have to put it right.In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.A storm can begin with the flap of a wing.The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting.Every day starts with the tick of a clock.All escapes start with the click of a lock.If you're stuck in your story and want to get out,You don't have to cry; you don't have to shout. To fetch the pail of water, Jack and Jill. (began callig off letters of the alphabet, whatever letter you "get out" on is the initial of your sweetheart. Alternatively, when given the form of internally rhymed quatrains, this would be an example of the ballad form commonly used for nursery rhymes. Kawasaki let the good time roll Flush your teacher down the toilet bowl When she comes through the sewer pipe Run her over with your motor bike, Strawberry shortcake, cream on top tell me the name of your sweetheart is it A B C D E.. (the letter you land on you have to have sex with), bin ban choo choo train girl you think you got it all but you dont i do so boom wiht that additude bing bang choo choo train resses pieces 7 up mess with me ill mess you up. // div_id: "cf_async_" + Math.floor((Math.random() * 999999999)) Jack & Jill went up the hill I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal! Wealth and fame, she's ignored, "Action" is, her reward. [12] Among other changes in the poem, Jack's injuries are treated, not with vinegar and brown paper, but "spread all over with sugar and rum". * let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the hot dog let's get the rhythm of the hot dog put it all together and what do you get? Jill came in and she did grin Edited by W. Gannon, copy available at the Internet Archive. She called for Nell to ring the bell, We see five young hikers on a fell-walking trip with a pall of gloom hanging over them after tragedy has befallen one of their friends. The earliest version of the rhyme was in a reprint of John Newbery's Mother Goose's Melody, thought to have been first published in London around 1765. * let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong! The rhyme is among the most popular nursery rhymes in the English language. The premise of the poem is based on a girl and boy named Jill and Jack. " Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall/Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Soon after this Mother came to the house, she found that Jack was badly injured. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.So they say, their subsequent fall was inevitable.They never stood a chance; they were written that way -Innocent victims of their story.Like Romeo and Juliet,'Twas written in the stars before they even metThat love and fate (and a touch of stupidity)Would rob them of their hope of living happily.The endings are often a little bit gory.I wonder why they didn't just change their story.We're told we have to do what we're told, but surelySometimes you have to be a little bit naughty. You can also read. He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat. Please check out the Children's Rhymes submission page. And killed a cat in the window. Pennicillan said the doctor, caster oil said the nurse. Jack and Jill (Jack andnJilo went up the hill to smoke Mari) - YouTube 0:00 / 0:18 Jack and Jill (Jack andnJilo went up the hill to smoke Mari) 29,584 views Oct 20,. A number of theories continue to be advanced to explain the rhymes historical origin. The monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line. To smoke some marijuana. These works were described by the Dictionary of National Biography as a "humorous admixture of childish words and very complicated musicwith full use of contrast and the opportunities afforded by individual words". As they were returning, the boy stumbled on the road and fell down. jack [dk] n. jill [dil] n. () 0 Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps Cockeyed Mosquitos and bow-legged ants I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark. These included a Handel aria, Italian operatic and Wagnerian versions.

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