The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". Supposedly, Shakespeare used real witchcraft spells as he was writing the play, and to utter the phrase "Macbeth" while in the theater incites bad luck upon all parties involved. They gave a lot! ", "See? Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. The Eyelander is a reference, both in name and design, to the film Highlander; specifically the character of Connor McLeod (last of the clan McLeod). Also of note is that in 1954, 6 years prior to Ocean's 11, Sammy Davis Jr. lost his left eye in a traffic collision. The page Demoman (Team Fortress 2) contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. You hit an enemy with it, he blows up, and if you manage to survive the explosion yourself, you're left with a scrap of a grenade that does pitiful damage and can only be restored by going all the way back to your team's Resupply Cabinet (located next to the spawn point). "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie!". Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended - YouTube 0:00 / 15:04 Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended Adon Trowbridge 2.34K subscribers 1.1K 92K views 9 years ago This is the theme for the. ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! ", "Are we done? ", "I cannot be bargained with! This page was last edited on 12 January 2023, at 19:54. . All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Demoman taunts page along with a description of the animation. I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. ", "Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya! Demoman: Medic just sighs and informs him he's already regenerated and implanted a new eye . ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. ", "Merasmus! I told ye they were a buncha' wee lasses! Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! Contents 1 Achievements 2 Weapons 3 Cosmetic items 4 Taunts 4.1 Grenade Launcher 4.2 Scottish Resistance 5 Responses 5.1 Dominating a Soldier 5.2 Dominating a Pyro 5.3 Dominating a Demoman 5.4 Dominating a Heavy ", "Merasmus! I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! ", [questioning, hopeful and pleased grunts with a laugh], https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_taunts&oldid=3375898, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, The Demoman does a pelvic thrust and shouts. But dammit, we took it, didn't we? ", "War is like a game of chess: with guts on top of it! In it, Players join one of two teamsRED and BLUand choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture . A nine iron is a type of golf club. I've got yer nickel! Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!" ", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! Come out! The description is a reference to Bob Marley and the Wailers' song "Three Little Birds". This is a reference to double malt Scotch whisky, which is made by blending two single malts. Let's go! "Give us a hand here with this point!" "Help me capture this bloody thing!" "Come here lad help me capture this!" "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!" "Stand on the point, ya git!" Battle Cry - Default key: C 2. This is, At one point, he gets absolutely furious at the Medic for being able to perform medical miracles (or/and abominations against nature), yet seems to be unable to give him another eye. ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. ], [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him. Of course, the Demoman's ability to see is imperfect at the best of times. ", "Get out here so I can kick you right in your frilly wizard dress! The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. The description refers to a specific song, Hey Joe, often covered by the band. And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! (belches) "Everyone, damn it" (sobs), "It's on! The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. Offense Classes The Scout The Soldier The Pyro Defense Classes The Demoman HE IS A SOULLESS MONSTER!" That's it! ", "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? Can be invoked with the Sticky Jumper, a sticky bomb gun which does absolutely, Even Demoknights can get in on the action by ", Miss Pauling almost always shortens it, and. I feel everything! ", [The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. "You cannot burn me! ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb." - Seneca, Hippolytus, act ii. This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. The Highland Fling is one of the oldest of the dances that originated in the Gaelic Highlands of Scotland. ", "DOMINATED!" You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! Potassium chlorate is a chemical compound commonly used in fireworks and explosives. ", "All men gave some. Fixes the Demoman's sticky note not drawing. His height is 6' 2" (1,88 m). *in hell*! This weapon's name is a reference to the period of extended Scottish insurrection against English rule after being invaded in 1296, culminating in two major wars fought from 1296-1328 and 1332-1357 (not to be confused with the Jacobite rebellions). You are not welcome in my world!" -after getting a few kills in a row. In the play, Macbeth's wife is only ever referred to as "Lady Macbeth". When working on explosives, one should preferably have two eyes and be sober. In "Expiration Date," he gets a fork launched into his eyesocket. One of his more famous quotes, used at the end of. "I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! The item's name is a reference to the film Apt Pupil. In the film Highlander, the Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when an immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. ", "We cannot let these maggots beat us again! ", "Not a single one of 'em can lay a proper sticky! ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I? ", "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! Like these quotes? ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! In my apartment. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.] And I'm all out of eyes! "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is . ", "I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra! And I'm all out of eyes! Whoo! "Shorn" is the past participle of "shear", which is the act of cutting a sheep's wool off. ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! This does not include voice responses or voice commands . The taunt is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. ", [The Demoman starts to drink from the empty Bottle, then notices the camera and becomes lucid again. If you got an enemy after taking a hit, surviving the Ullapool's explosion. He also appears in Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Orange Box and Dota 2. ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! ", "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. "Loose cannon" is a term for a person who has little to no self-control. ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! The update revealed the Demoman's lifestyle; along with working three jobs, he lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his blind mother. ", "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for, "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood! ", "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them. Presto, you're dead! The Demoman pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. I take jobs from American vampires! Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. Put them in a tub with scented candles. ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. They trade off the main loadout's powerful area of effect damage for increased health, damage reduction, an extremely fast dash attack, and a powerful, long-range melee swipe. The Demoman throws a mock salute and activates the sticky bombs, gibbing all his pursuers. Soldier: Maggots! This is Soldier, by the way. "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! Now put down those socks and let's get to work! Tweet @Portal2Sounds. ", "What's that, brain maggot? ", "Merasmus! ], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. ", "Kill him. You are all bleeders. ], [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives. In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. "Dominated! You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. . And I'm all out of eyes! "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. Abandoned at birth by his parents, his talent with explosives resulted in the deaths of his adoptive parents, and his family welcomed him back in the DeGroot clan. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tf2 animated GIFs to your conversations. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! By the official bird of Livi, Montana! Evidence of its existence is largely anecdotal, with minimal, and much disputed, photographic material and sonar readings, as there has not been any physical evidence uncovered as of 2012. The Demoman bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: The Demoman puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, trying to visualize the scene in front of him in a frame or a screen. That's all I do. The Demoman is a Scottish explosives expert who uses his Grenade Launcher and Sticky Bombs to demolish his enemies. The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. And even then, good luck! Also works with Pain Train, Loch-n-Load, Iron Bomber, Loose Cannon, or Scotsman's Skullcutter equipped. ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! I've got your rent. Being one of the only classes that can compete with Demo both on the ground and in the air, a good Soldier can easily chase after sticky jumping Demos and blast them with a much more accurate Rocket Launcher that does just as much, if not more damage than Demo's own Pipe Grenades. This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting that only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. Awoo-ooh! The Ullapool Caber is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. IN HELL! IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?" Dominating an Engineer "Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!" "You're weak. Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. Valve may be making a parody or reference to the pornographic film based on Left 4 Dead, crudely titled Left 4 Head. "Moor" is a very old generic term for a black person; it is also a name for high altitude grassland with acidic soil, common in the Scottish Highlands. ", "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game. sec588 index. This is a play on the phrase Killed in Action, or "KIA", which is used to describe a soldier who has died on the battlefield. At 0:56, the Demoman's hand bumps into the grenade on his desk and it becomes active, then falls off the desk; however, it does not detonate. ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. It's a melee weapon. Yet he appears to have enough skill and/or family talent in him to just. Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. I was just gettin' warmed up! ", "Abra Kadabra! ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. ", "Can one of you look at the top of my head? "This is my world. "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Again! This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. You can have it back next game! "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" - Demoman to Engineer Demoman will never get tired of insulting the Texan toymaker each time he throws a wrench into his plans.. ", "Do not look at this man's head! Sometimes the bash itself is enough to finish an enemy off. It is also the Demoman's birthplace. And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! The Celts were a people of Iron Age Europe. ", "This is my world. Medic: Another successful procedure. The reference to the Demoman comes from his role in the original Ocean's 11, where he plays Josh Howard, a former military demolitions expert turned garbage truck driver. The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". Bad Pipes and Mannrobics were added to the game. This achievement is a reference to the fact that both the Demoman and the Heavy share the same voice actor, Gary Schwartz. I'll chew the eyeballs right out of your skull! They said we shouldn't do it! ", "You are all weak. He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. I ain't afraid of six wee men! Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. That just means everybody loses! Don't you die on me, brain maggot! Each class is distinct in looks, personality, and accent, and has a set of weapons and equipment unique to them. ", [Slurred] "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with your tickets (laughs, falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha-?" Snipers. Patton never lost! ", "I'm going to tell you ladies a secret: I hate losing! Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. Demomen can now detonate their stickies while taunting. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. There wasn't room for one. I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! I might crawl in there myself! ], Demoman: "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together in hell! In-game, the Demoman is a highly versatile class that fares well at close-to-medium range with attacks that deal area of effect damage. The Demoman tosses his Ullapool Caber into the air, catches it, shows it to his opponent and uses it to whack the area in front of him. Sheep farming is an important industry in the Scottish highlands. A narcissistic braggart with an ego the size of the Soviet Union, Scout is always ready to hype himself up with overly-inflated praises and trash-talk his enemies. A private reserve is a set of bottles generally of higher quality set aside by the manufacturer of alcohol to sell for special occasions. "Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! That's what I do. Hah hah ha! The Demoman is so dependent on alcohol that his body has developed the ability to ferment it from his own bone marrow in times where he can't get access to anything to drink. ", "DOMINATED! ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie! One of the best TF2 Demoman weapons are grenades, which you can throw around corners, onto battlements, and through windows. You can't see it, but I'm saluting you right now! It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" You're starving? Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. Give me my eye back, you wizard! Now let's, "I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. 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